I am a ninja!

A Gmail ninja, that is. At least, I already do all the cute

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tricks the Gmail folks posted in the new tips page. I love Gmail. I can do all kinds of cool, time-saving stuff with it that I could never do with my work's email client. But I'll spare you my soapbox rant here.

I'm just happy to have discovered that I am, in fact, a ninja in someone's eyes.

It's not lost. I just don't know where it is

People say a lot of stupid things. On the face of it, the phrases above seem contradictory. But sometimes when you take a deeper look at it, there is a paradox.

In this case, it has to do with the meaning of the word "lost." If you define "lost" as meaning "in an unknown location," then the phrases contradict each other. But more commonly, people use "lost" to mean "irretrievable" or "unable to be found" in the permanent sense. In this case, an object can be "lost" in the sense that the speaker does not know or cannot recall its location, but not "lost" in the sense of being beyond recovery.

I lost my watch. I could not recall where I had left it, but I knew that I had lost it inside my home. So, I could consider it temporarily lost, not permanently lost. If I think of "lost" in the permanent sense, then my watch was not "lost," I just didn't know where it was.